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Jokes & MEMEs / It's never worth it, the thoughts are real though...
« on: July 22, 2020, 01:47:48 PM »
It's never worth it, the thoughts are real though...



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Jokes & MEMEs / 2020, you know how it's going down...
« on: July 22, 2020, 11:01:31 AM »
2020, you know how it's going down...



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Jokes & MEMEs / Perspective...
« on: July 07, 2020, 06:07:59 AM »
Perspective...

A doctor from France says: "In France, the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

A German doctor comments quietly: "That's nothing, in Germany, we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says boasting: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The U.S. doctor laughs and answers loudly immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA, about 5 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States, and now....... the whole damn country is looking for work."

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Jokes & MEMEs / Things everyone agrees on
« on: July 07, 2020, 06:05:11 AM »
THINGS EVERYONE AGREES ON

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to
immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going
to die after leaning your chair back a little too far..

4. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and
you can wear them forever

5. Was learning cursive really necessary?

6. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never
wash this - ever.

7. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?


8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person
died.

9. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when
you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of
the day.

10.I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I
want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not
make any changes to.

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Jokes & MEMEs / The Tax System - Explained With Beer
« on: July 07, 2020, 06:02:41 AM »
The Tax System - Explained With Beer

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

So, that's what they decided to do.

The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve.

"Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20."Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free.

But what about the other six men - the paying customers?

How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?'

They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

And so:

The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 ( 25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 ( 22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.

"I only got a dollar out of the $20,"declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man," but he got $10!"

"Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a dollar, too. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I!"

"That's true!!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10 back then I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!"

"Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!"

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!

And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

For those who understand, no explanation is needed.
For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.

David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.
Professor of Economics
University of Georgia

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Jokes & MEMEs / Jokes: Asking dad...
« on: July 07, 2020, 06:01:39 AM »
"A little boy and his friends are being called bastards and bitches by bullies at school. The boy goes home and asks, "Dad, what are bastards and bitches?" And his dad replies, "Bitches are ladies and bastards are gentlemen."

Then the boy goes upstairs to see his mom. As he enters the room, he accidentally drops a perfume bottle, and his mom says, "Shit!" "Mom, what is shit?" and she says, "Perfume."

So he goes to see his dad (who is carving a chicken), and his dad cuts himself and yells, "Fuck!" The boy asks, "Dad, what does fuck mean?" and dad says "preparing." Then he follows his dad upstairs.

A few minutes later his mom and dad are about to have sex when his dad says, "Where are the condoms?" The little boy asks, "What are condoms?" and his father says, "Condoms are coats and jackets."

The following night his father invites over some important business clients. The boy opens the door for them and says, "Hello! Please come in, Bastards and bitches. Hang your condoms up here, my mom is upstairs rubbing shit on her face and my dad is downstairs fucking the chicken."

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General Discussion / Modifying my default theme.
« on: July 07, 2020, 05:37:58 AM »
This will be my current project as I move things over. I love custom themes, but they tend to not get updated once the author loses interest. It happens, I am no different :-)

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General Discussion / New forum, same old stuff.
« on: July 07, 2020, 04:37:56 AM »
I goofed the previous installation of my forum. This forum will be solely based on my game development efforts. So I imagine it will be pretty boring here.

New registration is disabled. If you feel like you would like to have an account here, let me know on our Facebook page.

Have a great day!

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