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General Category => Jokes & MEMEs => Topic started by: Andy on July 07, 2020, 06:05:11 AM

Title: Things everyone agrees on
Post by: Andy on July 07, 2020, 06:05:11 AM

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to
immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going
to die after leaning your chair back a little too far..

4. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and
you can wear them forever

5. Was learning cursive really necessary?

6. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never
wash this - ever.

7. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person

9. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when
you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of
the day.

10.I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I
want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not
make any changes to.